Let loose and Fly

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via forever-and-alwayss)

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

(via hoodlumsandhooligans)

classyandwild:

leftthecasket:

do you ever fangirl so hard that you just

embarrass yourself.

alone. in your room.

(Source: graynbow, via laughcentre)

getoffmybloghoe:

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(via laughcentre)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via laughcentre)

punchgod:

‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me

(via laughcentre)

unclefather:

how to make everything you do look unattractive - a book by me

(Source: chickensandwich, via laughcentre)

That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend.

sodamnrelatable:

WELL THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT.

(Source: teenbookworm)